Competitive Swimmer

One morning, while lined up at our local YMCA to check in, a lovely young woman was behind me. She tapped me on the shoulder. She: I understand you are a competitive swimmer? Me: Yes I am. She: What is your favorite stroke? Me: (I had waited for this for years so I cut loose) …

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C’mon, Tell Me

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?” “Baby, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.” Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell …

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New Clothes

“Nice threads, man. Where’d you pick ’em up?” “My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?” “I’ll say. What was the occasion?” “Got me. I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom.” ========================== “There is nothing wrong with making love with …

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Riding A Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the …

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For Women Only

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads “For Women Only”. Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. At the reception a very handsome guy explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors …go up floor by floor, and …

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