Facelift!

 A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a face-lift. “Well,” says the doctor, “I can do the facelift, and then you’ll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.” “Oh, no.” the woman replies. “I want it all done in one shot. I don’t want to have to come back.” The …

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Waterbed

Dave went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Dave agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Dave exclaimed “Wow! A waterbed, I’ve never had sex on …

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Father, May I Ask A Favor?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course, what may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate …

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Being Nice

The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to another man, still standing on the platform: “Thank you for a wonderful weekend. And tell your wife she’s better in bed than anyone else.” Another passenger then says:’ Excuse me, how can you tell someone that his wife is better in …

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Running Bear Becomes A Man

Running Bear woke up one morning to discover that he was a man. As such, he deduced, he would need a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man‘s tee pee to requisition a woman. “What you want, Running Bear?” queried the Medicine Man. “Running Bear want woman!” “Hmmm,” said the Medicine Man, …

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