A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell [...]
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Mermaid
A young man was walking on the beach one day and spied another man sunning himself on a beach towel. He noticed that the man’s body was proportionately larger than his head and was caught staring when the sunning man opened his eyes. “I’m sorry,” the young man said, “I don’t mean to stare but [...]
Fitness
Fitness I knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband’s smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love. She had gotten the idea from a classic movie they had both [...]
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