Fitness

Fitness I knew a girl at work once who was truly concerned about her husband’s smoking. She told me that she had finally gotten him to agree to limit his smoking at home to only those times when they had finished making love. She had gotten the idea from a classic movie they had both …

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Comments On A Rather Large Nose

Comments On A Rather Large Nose (From the movie “Roxanne“, starring Steve Martin) 1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? 2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow. 3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like… Wyoming. 4. …

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