Why The Hurry?

A space-ship carrying some Earthlings lands on Mars, and when they step out of their space-ship, they are surrounded by Martians. But the Earthlings and Martians get along well, and discuss all sorts of subjects, eventually getting around to reproduction. To demonstrate. one of the Martians calls over another, they wrap tentacles around each other, …

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Dear Reader…..

I am a creature from outer space and I have come down to earth and transformed myself into this piece of mail. I am currently having sex with your eyeballs and I know you’re enjoying it because you are smiling. When you’re finished, send me on to someone else, because I am getting horny. Thank …

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