IN – OUT *Repeat as often as possible* A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make. If your wife tells you sex is a ‘pain in the ass,’ turn her over. A threesome does not mean letting the dog watch you use both hands. A porn shop will not give you money for your [...]
Archive of posts tagged Sexuality
Seminars For Men (given by Females)
1. Combating Stupidity 2. You, too, can do housework 3. PMS — Learn when to keep your mouth shut. 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy under things for Christmas — Give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00a.m. 7. Wonderful laundry [...]
Young Scottish Love
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Jim.” “Well, uh, I was thinkin’. . .perhaps it’s aboot time for [...]
Gambling
Bubba is put before the judge’s bench because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex. “How do you plead?” asks the judge, to the defendant. “Not Guilty, your honor.” Showing him a videotape of the alleged act, the prosecutor responds, “How can you possibly convince the court of your innocence, if we [...]
Precious
One day, two girls from Georgia were sitting on their front porch swing. One of them had just gotten back from the big city of New York and was telling her friend all about it. She starts , “You know,” with a heavy southern drawl, “they have women up there who have sex with other [...]
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