What Did She Do?

What Did She Do? “I’m finished with Judi!” Allen exclaimed to his friend. “What did she do?” asked his buddy “She broke down and told me she was bisexual.” “That bothers you that much?” “Yeah!!! Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???”   ======================== My girlfriend and I were making love last …

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Waterbed

Dave went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Dave agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Dave exclaimed “Wow! A waterbed, I’ve never had sex on …

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Riding A Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the …

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Being Nice

The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to another man, still standing on the platform: “Thank you for a wonderful weekend. And tell your wife she’s better in bed than anyone else.” Another passenger then says:’ Excuse me, how can you tell someone that his wife is better in …

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Idiot’s Guide To Sex

IN – OUT *Repeat as often as possible* A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make. If your wife tells you sex is a ‘pain in the ass,’ turn her over. A threesome does not mean letting the dog watch you use both hands. A porn shop will not give you money for your …

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