Why The Hurry?

A space-ship carrying some Earthlings lands on Mars, and when they step out of their space-ship, they are surrounded by Martians. But the Earthlings and Martians get along well, and discuss all sorts of subjects, eventually getting around to reproduction. To demonstrate. one of the Martians calls over another, they wrap tentacles around each other, …

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Transportation In Heaven

Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. Peter tells them, “Before you go into heaven, we are going to give you each a vehicle with which to get around. The way we decide what type of vehicle you will get is by how faithful you were to your wives. Now,” he …

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Breach Of Contract

┬áStorming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his new bride. “What’s the problem?” asked the lawyer. “I want to hit that adulterin’ witch for breach of contract,” says the oil man. “I don’t know if that will fly,” said the lawyer. “I mean your wife …

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C’mon, Tell Me

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?” “Baby, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.” Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell …

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New Clothes

“Nice threads, man. Where’d you pick ’em up?” “My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?” “I’ll say. What was the occasion?” “Got me. I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom.” ========================== “There is nothing wrong with making love with …

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