The Widow and the Toad

A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing for her would be to have a companion. So, off she went to the pet shop. She wasn’t sure just what kind of pet she’d like, so she figured she’d just walk around until she found just the “right one.” She went past …

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The Best Brothel In The City

The Best Brothel In The City A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city. Choosing the best looking girl in the place, he retires to a large and well-appointed suite, where he has some of the best sex of his life. Satiated, the man asks the madam, “How much do …

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Marlene’s Secret Code

Marlene’s Secret Code Marlene was telling a friend over lunch that she had given all her beaus pet names that also served as a secret reminder of their sexual talents. As luck would have it, one of her beaus passed by, and Marlene called out to him, ….”Hey, Johnny Walker. How’s it going, baby?” Her …

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How To Shower Like A Woman

How To Shower Like A Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, …

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