C’mon, Tell Me

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?” “Baby, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.” Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell …

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New Clothes

“Nice threads, man. Where’d you pick ’em up?” “My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?” “I’ll say. What was the occasion?” “Got me. I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom.” ========================== “There is nothing wrong with making love with …

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One Time Offer

Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now… Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curled up …

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For Women Only

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads “For Women Only”. Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. At the reception a very handsome guy explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors …go up floor by floor, and …

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Three Daughters

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their married life. The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, “Maxwell Coffeehouse.” The Mother was confused at first, but …

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