Imagination Rules

Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis. And to her joy everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for …

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Doctor’s Orders

Doctor’s Orders I just had a heart transplant and was getting instructions from my doctor. I was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco and alcohol, and advised to get at least eight hours sleep a night. “What about my sex life?” I asked. “Will it be all right for me to have intercourse?” “Only …

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My Vision Blurs

My Vision Blurs “In my case,” said the student to the sex researcher, “when I get it part way in, my vision blurs. And when it’s all the way in, I can’t see a thing.” “Now, that’s a most interesting optical reaction, that may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis.” the researcher replied. …

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Hum Drum

Hum Drum This couple was married 25 years, and the man went to the doctor and told the doctor that he and his wife were having trouble making love. He said it’s gotten to be a hum drum affair and what could the doc do about it. Well, he thought a minute, and he told …

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