C’mon, Tell Me

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?” “Baby, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.” Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell …

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Father, May I Ask A Favor?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course, what may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate …

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Riding A Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the …

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Precious

One day, two girls from Georgia were sitting on their front porch swing. One of them had just gotten back from the big city of New York and was telling her friend all about it. She starts , “You know,” with a heavy southern drawl, “they have women up there who have sex with other …

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Then You Can Marry My Daughter

A man came up to a farmer and said, “Sir, I want to marry your daughter.” The farmer said, “Okay, you have to run the field, jump the fence, swim the pond, screw the cow, and then you can marry my daughter.” So the man did as he was told. He came back, and the …

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