Waterbed

Dave went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Dave agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Dave exclaimed “Wow! A waterbed, I’ve never had sex on …

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Human Anatomy

Jordan, my 3-year-old son, has expressed an insatiable curiosity about human anatomy. This completely innocent curiosity recently led to the most embarrassing moment of my life! A few weeks ago, our family chose to sit in the front row at Mass on a Sunday. During the homily, when the priest was speaking, Jordan decided that …

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The Best Wife In The World, Till Now

I have to share an experience that happened in my nursing class about sexuality. You see we are about to graduate from an LPN program this week and this person I’m going to tell you about will be a new nurse. Our instructor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast or testicles when a female …

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Dead Penis

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses’ office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. “It did? I’m sorry to hear that,” she replied. Two days later, Mr. …

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101 Big Dick Jokes

In case you haven’t heard enough 14 year old boys try to be really funny, here’s a really stupid list of jokes regarding the size of the male member. If you make it through all 101, you have WAY too much time on your hands… 1. My dick is so big, there’s still snow on …

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