Riding A Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the …

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Young Scottish Love

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Jim.” “Well, uh, I was thinkin’. . .perhaps it’s aboot time for …

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She Who Laughs Last

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things He had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. “It’s a …

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All Over Tan

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that. He went to …

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Baaaa

Baaaa I was out camping with a group of friends, and the two I had to share a tent with turned out to be a new couple. It was a wonderful day on the farm, but we were rather bewildered by this sheep that kept following us around, bumping into things. It was totally blind, …

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