Peeping Toms

George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred’s wife while she sun bathed topless. The next day, George corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, “I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday.” Fred was quite put out over the peeping incident and told George he planned revenge. That …

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To Sleep, Or To Sleep Not

By the time Willard pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed – I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But …

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The Perfect Day

PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out …

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Precious

One day, two girls from Georgia were sitting on their front porch swing. One of them had just gotten back from the big city of New York and was telling her friend all about it. She starts , “You know,” with a heavy southern drawl, “they have women up there who have sex with other …

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Two Men

Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them is about to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both men to “strip and put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have their procedures done.” A few minutes later she returned and reached into one …

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