Farm Humor

A ventriloquist cowboy walked into a New Zealand town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog: Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Rancher: This dog don’t talk! Cowboy: Hey dog, how’s it going? Dog: Doin’ alright. Rancher: (Extreme look of shock) Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing …

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Nude Running

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!”. Ralph looked out …

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