Why The Hurry?

A space-ship carrying some Earthlings lands on Mars, and when they step out of their space-ship, they are surrounded by Martians. But the Earthlings and Martians get along well, and discuss all sorts of subjects, eventually getting around to reproduction. To demonstrate. one of the Martians calls over another, they wrap tentacles around each other, …

Continue reading ‘Why The Hurry?’ »

What Men Want

What Men Want More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified cigars. Public beer fountains. Kitty catapults. All day happy hour at a lesbian Hooters. Wet T-shirt Fridays. Replace NFL linebackers with genetically bred velociraptor. Rocket boots. Machine gun camp. NASA space shuttle races. Sledgehammer boxing. Girlfriend TiVo so you can pause, rewind, and delete …

Continue reading ‘What Men Want’ »