Wife And Mistress

 A married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach for his corporation. After a few days, he was enjoying himself so much that he decided to stay another week as part of his vacation. Wanting to share this newly discovered paradise, he wired his bachelor friend, “Take the next plane for a …

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C’mon, Tell Me

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?” “Baby, ” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit.” Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell …

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Ladybug

Two guys were drinking at their favorite watering hole, when one spotted movement along the top of the bar. “What’s that ?” asked the First guy. “A bug?” “It’s a Ladybug,” his colleague replied. “Damn,” the First guy gushed, “you’ve got good eyesight!” ============================ “I’d like to meet the man who invented sex and see …

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New Clothes

“Nice threads, man. Where’d you pick ’em up?” “My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?” “I’ll say. What was the occasion?” “Got me. I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom.” ========================== “There is nothing wrong with making love with …

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Riding A Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the …

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