New Clothes

“Nice threads, man. Where’d you pick ’em up?” “My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?” “I’ll say. What was the occasion?” “Got me. I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom.” ========================== “There is nothing wrong with making love with …

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Glass Pants

A man saw a sign in a clothing store which said “We sell everything!” The guy walked up to the clerk and asked her for some glass pants. The woman replied, “Sorry sir we don’t sell those”. The man argued that the sign stated that the store sold everything. The woman remarked that glass pants …

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Postal Employment

A guy went to apply for a job with the U.S. Postal Service. During the interview, the interviewer asked the guy if he was a veteran. The guy said “Yes, I fought over in Iraq.” Then the interviewer asked if the guy had any disabilities. The guy responded, “Well, I stepped on a land mine …

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Quaker?

There was a clerk in a small town general store in the South. One day, a tall man entered the store and began filling a shopping cart with items. This man was so distinctive in that he could have been the official spokesperson for Quaker Oats. He was dressed in black, very tall and had …

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Changing The Subject

Bob staggered into the house at two o’clock in the morning. As he entered his bedroom, he found another man in bed with his wife. His wife pushed the man off her and demanded to know where Bob had been until two o’clock in he morning. Bob looked at his wife’s lover and demanded, “Who …

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