Waterbed

Dave went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Dave agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Dave exclaimed “Wow! A waterbed, I’ve never had sex on …

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Riding A Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the …

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Being Nice

The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to another man, still standing on the platform: “Thank you for a wonderful weekend. And tell your wife she’s better in bed than anyone else.” Another passenger then says:’ Excuse me, how can you tell someone that his wife is better in …

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Being Prepared

A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirin in the other. She asks, “What’s this for?” “This is for your headache,” he says. She says, “But I don’t have a headache.” He smiles and says, “Gotcha!” =============== “If you love something, set it …

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The Perfect Day

PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out …

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