Phew All There

Phew All There A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best of friends for years, were always arguing the finer points of their respective theologies, trying to prove the other one was wrong. One day while they were riding in a car, they got cut off by a drunk driver. The car flew …

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Competitive Swimmer

One morning, while lined up at our local YMCA to check in, a lovely young woman was behind me. She tapped me on the shoulder. She: I understand you are a competitive swimmer? Me: Yes I am. She: What is your favorite stroke? Me: (I had waited for this for years so I cut loose) …

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Transportation In Heaven

Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. Peter tells them, “Before you go into heaven, we are going to give you each a vehicle with which to get around. The way we decide what type of vehicle you will get is by how faithful you were to your wives. Now,” he …

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Breach Of Contract

┬áStorming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his new bride. “What’s the problem?” asked the lawyer. “I want to hit that adulterin’ witch for breach of contract,” says the oil man. “I don’t know if that will fly,” said the lawyer. “I mean your wife …

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Shark School

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me, son,” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did. “Well done, son! …

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