Phew All There

Phew All There A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best of friends for years, were always arguing the finer points of their respective theologies, trying to prove the other one was wrong. One day while they were riding in a car, they got cut off by a drunk driver. The car flew …

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Counting On His Fingers

There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him an addition question. So the uncle asked, “What is three plus four?” The little boy …

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Quaker?

There was a clerk in a small town general store in the South. One day, a tall man entered the store and began filling a shopping cart with items. This man was so distinctive in that he could have been the official spokesperson for Quaker Oats. He was dressed in black, very tall and had …

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It Feels So Good

It Feels So Good A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: “Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She’s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it’s not a big deal but it feels …

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Bathing Suit Dilemma

Bathing Suit Dilemma A married couple are at the beach sitting on a blanket. A man with a body of a dancer wearing a bikini swimsuit walks by. Husband: Hmm… Want ME to wear a Speedo? Wife: No. Husband: Why not? I’ve got nothing to hide. Wife: That’s the problem. =========================== “I know what I …

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