What Did She Do?

What Did She Do? “I’m finished with Judi!” Allen exclaimed to his friend. “What did she do?” asked his buddy “She broke down and told me she was bisexual.” “That bothers you that much?” “Yeah!!! Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???”   ======================== My girlfriend and I were making love last …

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Facelift!

 A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a face-lift. “Well,” says the doctor, “I can do the facelift, and then you’ll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.” “Oh, no.” the woman replies. “I want it all done in one shot. I don’t want to have to come back.” The …

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One Time Offer

Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now… Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curled up …

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Minor Operation

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She is laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the hospital corridor. Before they enter the room, she leaves the young girl behind the operating theatre door and goes in to see if everything is ready. …

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The Best Wife In The World, Till Now

I have to share an experience that happened in my nursing class about sexuality. You see we are about to graduate from an LPN program this week and this person I’m going to tell you about will be a new nurse. Our instructor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast or testicles when a female …

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