Competitive Swimmer

One morning, while lined up at our local YMCA to check in, a lovely young woman was behind me. She tapped me on the shoulder. She: I understand you are a competitive swimmer? Me: Yes I am. She: What is your favorite stroke? Me: (I had waited for this for years so I cut loose) …

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Minor Operation

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She is laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the hospital corridor. Before they enter the room, she leaves the young girl behind the operating theatre door and goes in to see if everything is ready. …

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Young Scottish Love

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Jim.” “Well, uh, I was thinkin’. . .perhaps it’s aboot time for …

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Change Of Heart?

Change Of Heart? Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart. “I suppose you’re going to tell me now that you’re waiting for ‘Mr. Right’,” he said dejectedly. “That’s a silly old romantic notion,” laughed the coed. …

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