Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me, son,” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did. “Well done, son! [...]
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Father, May I Ask A Favor?
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course, what may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate [...]
The Price Varies
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for his best bull.” Neighbor: “That’s not I want.” Girl: “We [...]
Punishment?
Punishment? One day, Mom was cleaning junior’s room, and in the closet she found an ADULT S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, [...]
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