Three Daughters

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their married life. The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, “Maxwell Coffeehouse.” The Mother was confused at first, but …

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Hit The Road

Little Johnny swears all the time. His mom tells him, “One more swear word out of you and you can hit the road!” Sure enough, Little Johnny utters one more, and mom sends him packing. When it got dark, his mom got a little concerned. She was going to go look for him, but as …

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Punishment?

Punishment? One day, Mom was cleaning junior’s room, and in the closet she found an ADULT S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, …

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Returning Home From A Trip

Returning Home From A Trip Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep …

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