Farm Humor

A ventriloquist cowboy walked into a New Zealand town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog: Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Rancher: This dog don’t talk! Cowboy: Hey dog, how’s it going? Dog: Doin’ alright. Rancher: (Extreme look of shock) Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing …

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Smart & Cautious

Two guys were out walking their dogs, when one dog wanders off to pee against the wall. Like dogs do, it raised its leg and started to do his thing. The second dog then goes up and starts to go exactly where the other dog did. But instead of raising his leg, he stood up …

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