Facelift!

 A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a face-lift. “Well,” says the doctor, “I can do the facelift, and then you’ll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.” “Oh, no.” the woman replies. “I want it all done in one shot. I don’t want to have to come back.” The …

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What Are They

A young woman, who knew absolutely nothing about sex, fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. As their wedding day approached, she became very nervous about her impending deflowering. Putting her anxiety aside, she decided that she would just marry her man and let him do whatever it was that he …

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Bad Knees

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, “There must be something you’re doing that you haven’t told me. Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?” “Well,” she said a little sheepishly, “my husband and I …

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Hum Drum

Hum Drum This couple was married 25 years, and the man went to the doctor and told the doctor that he and his wife were having trouble making love. He said it’s gotten to be a hum drum affair and what could the doc do about it. Well, he thought a minute, and he told …

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