Three Daughters

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their married life. The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, “Maxwell Coffeehouse.” The Mother was confused at first, but …

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Then You Can Marry My Daughter

A man came up to a farmer and said, “Sir, I want to marry your daughter.” The farmer said, “Okay, you have to run the field, jump the fence, swim the pond, screw the cow, and then you can marry my daughter.” So the man did as he was told. He came back, and the …

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Amish Blonde

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands are freezing cold.” The mother replied, “Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.” The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter …

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The Price Varies

A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for his best bull.” Neighbor: “That’s not I want.” Girl: “We …

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Driving To Inverness

Driving To Inverness One misty Scottish morn a man was driving through the hills to Inverness. Suddenly out of the mist, a huge red-haired highlander steps into the middle of the road. The man is about six foot seven and built like a fucking tank. He has a huge red beard and despite the gale …

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