Waterbed

Dave went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Dave agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Dave exclaimed “Wow! A waterbed, I’ve never had sex on …

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The Sizing Fence

A man walked into the drug store and shyly asked the pretty girl behind the counter if he could buy some condoms. Seeing his discomfort, the girl decided to have some fun. She asked what size he needed. He said he didn’t really know. So the girl said they come in three sizes, and that …

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Money Back

Two deaf guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign. Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they want. Finally one of the guys gets an idea, goes into the pharmacy, whips out his member and lays his money beside it on …

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101 Big Dick Jokes

In case you haven’t heard enough 14 year old boys try to be really funny, here’s a really stupid list of jokes regarding the size of the male member. If you make it through all 101, you have WAY too much time on your hands… 1. My dick is so big, there’s still snow on …

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Nude Running

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!”. Ralph looked out …

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