Doctor’s Orders

Doctor’s Orders I just had a heart transplant and was getting instructions from my doctor. I was placed on a strict diet, denied tobacco and alcohol, and advised to get at least eight hours sleep a night. “What about my sex life?” I asked. “Will it be all right for me to have intercourse?” “Only …

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My Vision Blurs

My Vision Blurs “In my case,” said the student to the sex researcher, “when I get it part way in, my vision blurs. And when it’s all the way in, I can’t see a thing.” “Now, that’s a most interesting optical reaction, that may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis.” the researcher replied. …

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