Competitive Swimmer

One morning, while lined up at our local YMCA to check in, a lovely young woman was behind me. She tapped me on the shoulder. She: I understand you are a competitive swimmer? Me: Yes I am. She: What is your favorite stroke? Me: (I had waited for this for years so I cut loose) …

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New Clothes

“Nice threads, man. Where’d you pick ’em up?” “My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?” “I’ll say. What was the occasion?” “Got me. I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom.” ========================== “There is nothing wrong with making love with …

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Glass Pants

A man saw a sign in a clothing store which said “We sell everything!” The guy walked up to the clerk and asked her for some glass pants. The woman replied, “Sorry sir we don’t sell those”. The man argued that the sign stated that the store sold everything. The woman remarked that glass pants …

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Is Everything Big In Texas

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, “Yes ma’am. Ya see, I’m from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit.” Her eyes lit up as …

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Nude Running

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!”. Ralph looked out …

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