Human Anatomy

Jordan, my 3-year-old son, has expressed an insatiable curiosity about human anatomy. This completely innocent curiosity recently led to the most embarrassing moment of my life! A few weeks ago, our family chose to sit in the front row at Mass on a Sunday. During the homily, when the priest was speaking, Jordan decided that …

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Thanks Very Much Father

The parish priest needs his house painted so he offers the job to one of his altar boys. The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the house, he’s sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished. The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him $5. The boy …

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On Top Of Each Other

Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other?” She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s …

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Punishment?

Punishment? One day, Mom was cleaning junior’s room, and in the closet she found an ADULT S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, …

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Returning Home From A Trip

Returning Home From A Trip Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep …

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