Glass Pants

A man saw a sign in a clothing store which said “We sell everything!” The guy walked up to the clerk and asked her for some glass pants. The woman replied, “Sorry sir we don’t sell those”. The man argued that the sign stated that the store sold everything. The woman remarked that glass pants …

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Bartender Revenge

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy and the barman replied “Yes.” So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks “Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak, with …

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The Greatest Truck Driver In The World

The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint light in the distance. So he headed towards it. He came to an old farmhouse and knocked on the door. “Hello,” he says, “I’m the greatest truck …

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Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

1. It’s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps …

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Is Everything Big In Texas

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, “Yes ma’am. Ya see, I’m from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit.” Her eyes lit up as …

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