101 Big Dick Jokes

In case you haven’t heard enough 14 year old boys try to be really funny, here’s a really stupid list of jokes regarding the size of the male member. If you make it through all 101, you have WAY too much time on your hands… 1. My dick is so big, there’s still snow on …

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Multi-Syllable

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. “Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?” “After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday.” “Great Jane. That has two …

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To Sleep, Or To Sleep Not

By the time Willard pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed – I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But …

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The Perfect Day

PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out …

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Mermaid

A young man was walking on the beach one day and spied another man sunning himself on a beach towel. He noticed that the man’s body was proportionately larger than his head and was caught staring when the sunning man opened his eyes. “I’m sorry,” the young man said, “I don’t mean to stare but …

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