Competitive Swimmer

One morning, while lined up at our local YMCA to check in, a lovely young woman was behind me. She tapped me on the shoulder. She: I understand you are a competitive swimmer? Me: Yes I am. She: What is your favorite stroke? Me: (I had waited for this for years so I cut loose) …

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Dirty Old Man at The Beach

Dirty Old Man at The Beach An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, “I want to feel your breasts,” he exclaimed. “Get away from me, you crazy old man,” she replied. “I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars,” he says. …

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