New Clothes

“Nice threads, man. Where’d you pick ’em up?” “My old lady got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?” “I’ll say. What was the occasion?” “Got me. I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom.” ========================== “There is nothing wrong with making love with …

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Waterbed

Dave went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Dave agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Dave exclaimed “Wow! A waterbed, I’ve never had sex on …

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Peeping Toms

George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred’s wife while she sun bathed topless. The next day, George corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, “I saw your wife sunbathing in the backyard without her top on yesterday.” Fred was quite put out over the peeping incident and told George he planned revenge. That …

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Being Prepared

A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirin in the other. She asks, “What’s this for?” “This is for your headache,” he says. She says, “But I don’t have a headache.” He smiles and says, “Gotcha!” =============== “If you love something, set it …

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On Top Of Each Other

Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other?” She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s …

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