Being Nice

The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to another man, still standing on the platform: “Thank you for a wonderful weekend. And tell your wife she’s better in bed than anyone else.” Another passenger then says:’ Excuse me, how can you tell someone that his wife is better in …

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On Top Of Each Other

Little Johnny was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other?” She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s …

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To Sleep, Or To Sleep Not

By the time Willard pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed – I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But …

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Tell Me..

A friend was complaining that her boyfriend would not say “I love you,” even if explicitly asked to do so. The only exception, she said, was when they were in fact in the act of making love. Then, if asked, he would say the sacred words. I suggested that she should not take too much …

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Imagination Rules

Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis. And to her joy everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for …

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