Ladybug

Two guys were drinking at their favorite watering hole, when one spotted movement along the top of the bar. “What’s that ?” asked the First guy. “A bug?” “It’s a Ladybug,” his colleague replied. “Damn,” the First guy gushed, “you’ve got good eyesight!” ============================ “I’d like to meet the man who invented sex and see …

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Waterbed

Dave went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him. Soon she invited him back to her place. Overcome with excitement, Dave agreed. When they got to the bedroom, Dave exclaimed “Wow! A waterbed, I’ve never had sex on …

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Bartender Revenge

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “ONE CENT!” exclaimed the guy and the barman replied “Yes.” So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks “Could I have a nice juicy T-Bone steak, with …

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You Come Up With A Good Plan and Still

The waitress was tired of this one patron always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan. “I’ll tell ya what, stud. I’ll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it’ll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash.” He smiled, handed …

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A Real Jerk

This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar next to another guy. “This is a nice place, I’ve never been here”, the first guy says. “Oh really?”, the other replies, …

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