Idiot’s Guide To Sex

IN – OUT *Repeat as often as possible* A condominium is NOT the smallest size they make. If your wife tells you sex is a ‘pain in the ass,’ turn her over. A threesome does not mean letting the dog watch you use both hands. A porn shop will not give you money for your …

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Seminars For Men (given by Females)

1. Combating Stupidity 2. You, too, can do housework 3. PMS — Learn when to keep your mouth shut. 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy under things for Christmas — Give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00a.m. 7. Wonderful laundry …

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Golf Lesson

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!” “Well, what should I do?” asks …

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A Dozen Oysters

A Dozen Oysters The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing her impending wedding. “If you want an unforgettable wedding night,” her friend said, “get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony.” A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, “Only eight of the oysters worked.” ==================== “It’s really …

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Sex As We Age

Sex As We Age At his wedding reception, the young groom’s granddad congratulated his grandson and said: “The secret to enjoying a long and happy marriage, is to listen to each other at all times, respect each other’s wishes and to try to have sex in moderation. That way, your marriage will last as long …

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