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  • Why The Hurry? (No Comments)
    A space-ship carrying some Earthlings lands on Mars, and when they step out of their space-ship, they are surrounded by Martians. But the Earthlings and Martians get along well, and [More...]

  • Farm Humor (No Comments)
    A ventriloquist cowboy walked into a New Zealand town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog: Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Rancher: This [More...]

  • Phew All There (No Comments)
    Phew All There A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best of friends for years, were always arguing the finer points of their respective theologies, trying to prove the [More...]

  • What Did She Do? (No Comments)
    What Did She Do? "I'm finished with Judi!" Allen exclaimed to his friend. "What did she do?" asked his buddy "She broke down and told me she was bisexual." "That bothers you that much?" "Yeah!!! [More...]

  • Competitive Swimmer (No Comments)
    One morning, while lined up at our local YMCA to check in, a lovely young woman was behind me. She tapped me on the shoulder. She: I understand you are a [More...]

  • Transportation In Heaven (No Comments)
    Three men die and go to heaven. At the gate St. Peter tells them, "Before you go into heaven, we are going to give you each a vehicle with which [More...]

  • Breach Of Contract (No Comments)
     Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his new bride. "What's the problem?" asked the lawyer. "I want to hit that adulterin' [More...]

  • Shark School (No Comments)
    Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass [More...]

  • Strange Laws (No Comments)
     - In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like [More...]

  • Facelift! (No Comments)
     A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a face-lift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for [More...]

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