Why The Hurry?

A space-ship carrying some Earthlings lands on Mars, and when they step out of their space-ship, they are surrounded by Martians. But the Earthlings and Martians get along well, and discuss all sorts of subjects, eventually getting around to reproduction. To demonstrate. one of the Martians calls over another, they wrap tentacles around each other, …

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Farm Humor

A ventriloquist cowboy walked into a New Zealand town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog: Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Rancher: This dog don’t talk! Cowboy: Hey dog, how’s it going? Dog: Doin’ alright. Rancher: (Extreme look of shock) Cowboy: Is this your owner? (pointing …

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Phew All There

Phew All There A Priest and a Rabbi, who have been the best of friends for years, were always arguing the finer points of their respective theologies, trying to prove the other one was wrong. One day while they were riding in a car, they got cut off by a drunk driver. The car flew …

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What Did She Do?

What Did She Do? “I’m finished with Judi!” Allen exclaimed to his friend. “What did she do?” asked his buddy “She broke down and told me she was bisexual.” “That bothers you that much?” “Yeah!!! Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???”   ======================== My girlfriend and I were making love last …

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Competitive Swimmer

One morning, while lined up at our local YMCA to check in, a lovely young woman was behind me. She tapped me on the shoulder. She: I understand you are a competitive swimmer? Me: Yes I am. She: What is your favorite stroke? Me: (I had waited for this for years so I cut loose) …

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