What Did She Do?

What Did She Do?

“I’m finished with Judi!” Allen exclaimed to his friend.

“What did she do?” asked his buddy

“She broke down and told me she was bisexual.”

“That bothers you that much?”

“Yeah!!! Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year???”

 

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My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up at me and said, “Make love to me like in the movies”. So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled it out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair.

She cried.

I guess we don’t watch the same kind of movies.

 

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