Weight Watchers Meeting

Weight Watchers Meeting

Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting.

“My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure.” she lamented to the woman next to her.

“Well,” the lady replied, “what’s wrong with that?”

“He likes to do it while I’m stuck at these damn meetings.”

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My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, “This will make you happy tonight.” He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs …  he couldn’t get back in.

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