Weight Watchers Meeting
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers meeting.
“My husband insists I come to these meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim figure.” she lamented to the woman next to her.
“Well,” the lady replied, “what’s wrong with that?”
“He likes to do it while I’m stuck at these damn meetings.”
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, “This will make you happy tonight.” He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs … he couldn’t get back in.