Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them is about to get a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both men to “strip and put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have their procedures done.”
A few minutes later she returned and reached into one man’s gown. She proceeded to fondle and ultimately began to spank his monkey.
Shocked as he was, he asked, “Why are you doing that?”
To which she replied, “We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure.”
The man didn’t want to be a problem — he enjoyed it. He allowed her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeded to the next man.
She started to fondle the second man as she had the previous man, but then dropped to her knees and proceeded to give him oral sex.
The first man seeing this quickly responded, “Hey! Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?”
The nurse simply replied, “That’s the difference between an HMO and Complete Private Coverage.”
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