The farmer said, “Okay, you have to run the field, jump the fence, swim the pond, screw the cow, and then you can marry my daughter.”
So the man did as he was told. He came back, and the farmer is laughing. “You have to do it one more time; that was the funniest thing I ever saw!”
So the man again did as he was told. He came back, and this time the farmer was rolling around on the ground still laughing.
“Please, just one more time. After this, I swear, you can have my daughter.”
So for the third time, the man done as he was told. He came back to the farmer, who was dying laughing.
“Okay, you can have my daughter. Welcome to the family, Son.”
“To hell with your daughter, Sir. I want your cow!”
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?