Hooverdog's BadJokes

Mrs. Trent, seated in her living room, heard the back door slam.

Thinking it was her young son, she called, “I’m in here, darling. I’ve been waiting for you.”

There was no answer for a moment and then a strange voice faltered, “I’m sorry, but I ain’t your regular milkman.”

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“By way of background: Kyrgyzstan is an actual nation located in the western hemisphere. Or possibly the eastern hemisphere. It’s definitely in a hemisphere. Historically, Kyrgyzstan is part of the group of nations — also including Pakistan, Afghanistan, Uzbekistan and Kurdistan — that were founded by a tribe of men named ‘Stan.’” — Dave Barry