Marlene’s Secret Code

Marlene’s Secret Code

Marlene was telling a friend over lunch that she had given all her beaus pet names that also served as a secret reminder of their sexual talents.

As luck would have it, one of her beaus passed by, and Marlene called out to him,

….”Hey, Johnny Walker. How’s it going, baby?”

Her friend said, “Say. I happen to know that fellow, and his name is not Johnny Walker at all. Johnny Walker is a liquor.”

“Damn!!! You’ve broken my secret code that quickly.” said Marlene.


They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby. I think that’s ironic. If it wasn’t for alcohol most women wouldn’t be that way. – Rita Rudner

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