A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night-whether you’re here or not.”
(Thank you Suzanne for today’s joke)
There’s very little advice in mens magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.” – Jerry Seinfeld