Laying Down The Rules

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules.

Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me.

Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night-whether you’re here or not.”

(Thank you Suzanne for today’s joke)


There’s very little advice in mens magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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