Change Of Heart?
Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart.
“I suppose you’re going to tell me now that you’re waiting for ‘Mr. Right’,” he said dejectedly.
“That’s a silly old romantic notion,” laughed the coed. “I’m just waiting for Mr. Big.”
Jill says, “My mother told me to say no to everything.”
Jack says, “Would you mind giving me a blow job?”